Wise Advise

Here's some of the wise advise emailed to me from my friend, Lillian:

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.
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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!